are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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