I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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