Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
