I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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