you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
handjob tips. give me some.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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