god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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