Got a toothbrush?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
There r osticjed everywhere
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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