These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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