i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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