i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
