turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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