im gay
i know
yea but for you.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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