Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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