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I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
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