I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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