I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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