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thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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