do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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