I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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