Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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