how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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