"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i think i have herpe
just one?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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