The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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