if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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