i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
