Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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