i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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