belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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