Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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