butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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