I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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