You can't motorboat a personality
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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