Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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