id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Randomize
