i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
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