If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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