he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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