i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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