When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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