you traded sex for a burrito?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Sorry my hands just texted you
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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