Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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