There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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