She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I didn't notice because vodka
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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