I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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