i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
are you so shy because you have an std?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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