My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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