4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Randomize
