Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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