Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
how drunk are you?
Several
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
