Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
accomplished twins. life is a go
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
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